Funny Birthday Cards

Funny Verses for Birthday Cards

There is a saying that laughter is the best medicine. It eases the tension, forgets the worries even for a moment, and releases endorphins. It helps make people feel and look young. During birthdays, people have the silent worry of growing old, albeit there is wisdom associated in old age. But some still harbour fear of old age due to its not-very-nice effects. One sure way to make the birthday celebration a happy and memorable one is to send a funny birthday card. Whether you are using a free e-card or a traditional, you may need help on what to write on the cards. Here are some of the funny verses for birthday cards.

The message of the card strikes deepest in birthday cards, more than the design and art. Celebrants are curious on what people wish for them on their birthdays. So, because the card is funny, the message must also go with the theme. Also, before you write the funny verses for birthday cards, you have to consider the personality and character of the recipient. Offending the person on his or her birthday is the least that you would want.

New Age. Old Age

Two of the funny verses for birthday cards that can make the recipient laugh are these:

“I was tempted
to buy you one of
those 'new age'
birthday cards...
...but for you,
an 'old age' card
seemed more

Happy Birthday
When a tree gets a year older
it makes a growth ring by adding
another layer of tissue
around its girth...
Boy, does that sound familiar.

Happy Birthday

Funny Age Verses

Old age itself is a favourite source of funny verses for birthday cards. Here are a few examples:

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
~ Bob Hope ~

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Bal

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
~ Sir Norman Wisdom ~

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
~ Oscar Wilde ~

Youthful and Beauty

The youthfulness and beauty goes with age. For funny verses birthday cards, these two attributes can also be a source of fun, wits, and wisdom.

It takes a long time to become young.
~ Pablo Picasso ~
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
~ Mark Twain ~
It takes a long time to become young.
~ Pablo Picasso ~
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Mark Twain ~

To make the funny verses for birthday cards more efficient, you can choose an e-card that may go with the verse. You can choose from many web sites that offer e-cards. Many of them are free.