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Funny Birthday Quotes for 6oth Birthday

Fun is almost always expected in birthday celebrations regardless of the age. It is an occasion to be joyful as people completed another year in life. People make it extra special to celebrate the first, the sweet 16th, the 18th, the 21st and the 50th birthday. For people who have reached another decade in their life, a more special celebration for 60th birthday is on the way. There are people who take life easy and would prefer to make the 60th birthday celebration to be fun, instead of dramatic and serious. If you know someone who is celebrating his or her 60th birthday, why not consider inserting funny birthday quotes on the greeting card?

Here are few examples of witty birthday quotes.

About the Age

Many people try to forget about their age because it is associated with weakness and wrinkles. But more people are proud to have reached the grey hair because it is also associated with wisdom. Here are famous funny birthday quotes about getting old.

“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”
~Oscar Wilde

“We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.”
~Author Unknown

“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.”
~Maurice Chevalie

“You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.”
~Author Unknown

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
~Robert Frost

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
~Jennifer Yane

About Youthfulness

Of course, mankind longs for immortality including staying young forever. But that is just impossible right now as the mystery to why man grow old and die is not yet solved. A few of funny birthday quotes about youthful age are the following:

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
~Lucille Ball

“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.”
~George Bernard Shaw

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”
~Jonathan Swift

“One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.”
~ Pablo Picasso

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
~Larry Lorenzoni

Ageing as Constant Reality

However people try to delay ageing, it cannot be avoided. It is an inevitable fact about everyone. But instead of fretting about it, many wise men speak good about it. The following are just a few of funny birthday quotes to consider:

“There is still no cure for the common birthday. And it comes every year like clockwork.”~John Glenn

“You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.”
~Author Unknown

'Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.' - Chili Davis

'Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.' - Golda Meir

In choosing the funny birthday quotes, consider the personality of the recipient. Offending that person is the least in your objectives. It would be best to choose a funny yet sensitive and smart quote.